A guy was driving around the backwoods of Montana when he saw a sign in front of a dilapidated shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'.
He rang the bell and the owner appeared, who told him that the dog was in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young... I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport doing undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a bunch of medals. Then I got married, had a litter of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy was amazed. He went back into the house and asked the owner how much he wanted for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the owner says.
'Ten dollars?! This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the backyard.'
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There’s a battle between two wolves inside us all.
One is Evil. It’s anger, jealousy, greed, resentment, inferiority, lies and ego.
The other is Good. It’s joy, peace, love, hope, humility, kindness and truth.
The wolf that wins? The one you feed!
~ Cherokee Proverb
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity... I'm not sure about the former.
~ Albert Einstein